The Top Great Things about Dating an Older Woman

A survey finds that 60% of younger men are attracted to older women.  And honestly, we’re surprised that number’s not higher, considering everything on today’s list of the . . . Top Great Things about Dating an Older Woman.

All you have to do to win her over is tolerate her cat.

The only “family” she wants to start is “Family Feud” at 6 p.m.

She’ll never leave you for another man since both of the Property Brothers are in committed relationships.

Do you know how cheap it is to shop for gifts at Tuesday Morning?

No matter how badly you screw things up, you still won’t make her cry as much as listening to Adele.

Conversation in a bar is much easier over polka than blaring techno.

You’ll know things are getting serious when she introduces you to her quilting circle.

Who cares if she’s running late for dinner?  Denny’s is open 24 hours.

Pregnancy scares are really few and far between.

If you ever need a conversation starter you can just ask her what life was like when she was known as the “Material Girl.”