The Top Great Things about Dating an Older Woman

A survey finds that 60% of younger men are attracted to older women.  And honestly, we’re surprised that number’s not higher, considering everything on today’s list of the . . . Top Great Things about Dating an Older Woman.

All you have to do to win her over is tolerate her cat.

The only “family” she wants to start is “Family Feud” at 6 p.m.

She’ll never leave you for another man since both of the Property Brothers are in committed relationships.

Do you know how cheap it is to shop for gifts at Tuesday Morning?

No matter how badly you screw things up, you still won’t make her cry as much as listening to Adele.

Conversation in a bar is much easier over polka than blaring techno.

You’ll know things are getting serious when she introduces you to her quilting circle.

Who cares if she’s running late for dinner?  Denny’s is open 24 hours.

Pregnancy scares are really few and far between.

If you ever need a conversation starter you can just ask her what life was like when she was known as the “Material Girl.”

Tejay Schwartz

Morning Drive Jock at GM Broadcasting / 102.5 The Vault. -- I was born in Denmark and moved to the US with my family when I was 3. I grew up in Upstate NY and have lived here since. I graduated from JC High school and Sullivan County Community. I'm working The 102.5 The Vault Morning Show as well as traffic (scheduling commercials).